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August 20, 2001
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Snog Report
~Kingdom of Korresh ~
 
Inner Maston -

Hello all, this is Jacco Namori checking in for your report on Inner Maston!

Beginning with less serious news, and hopefully getting a chuckle from one or two, a rather... shall we say... portly artist is in the process of being evicted from home at the time this report is being written. While there was some question as to him even being able to fit through the door it was rapidly determined that he could... and that he should! Our good friend Snog had better hope this trend doesn't catch on in Mirg or he could find himself thrown out onto the street!

On to somewhat serious news, at least for those of us who enjoy wearing Red. The guards on the Red Avenue have been suprisingly lazy as of late... escorting people away rather than beating them red. For those that don't know the Red Avenue is a well travelled street where all must wear red by imperial decree or be beaten until the sheer amount of blood covers the requirement for them. Of course we shouldn't expect any less (or any more for that matter) from the lazy and corrupt guards of the Inner City. I suppose beating an impertinent Misharr who cant even finish a conversation is a bit too much for you guards eh?

In other news a Clever and daring thief managed to escape to Outer Maston after a raid on a local jewelers shop... a raid that left quite a lot of gore and blood. I have to admire thieves, we are both in the business of taking money from those more foolish than ourselves after all. I can only wish this one luck, and hope that he and I can meet some day.

Last... But by no means least. A mad, but decidedly clever, goblin has taken up residence in the inner city and began the process of making friends with an even more insane mage. Setting up residence in a hidden place in the city only to be plagued by visions of the future that told him he must find the clutch. Naturally he will be leaving soon... heading for Calio on a ship he conned a very charming red order member into buying for him.

That goblin is me.

This is a report on Inner Maston, but it is also a fond farewell. Maston, I will miss you, I can only hope that both of us are still standing when I return!

-Jacco

Outer Maston - No report

Kel -
Things seem to be picking up in the fair Village of Kel.

The baron Konstantine Severs is still missing in the mist surrounding the village, but miraculously two survivors have returned to tell their tales. At the same time a few hardy souls have decided to bring the sorcerer behind the mist to his/her knees, they are being assisted actively by the barony of Kel. The expedition will be led by our own Sir Avren, the Baron’s right-hand man, who has returned with some news of the Baron.

The posse into the mist has began to form up, There are a couple of mercenaries, a knight and a priest heading into the mist. More adventurers are expected to join them. Sheriff Strand, brother to the Baron, has promised Lady Hope, currently in charge of Kel, that he will send guards along with the expeditionary force.

Near the docks, a rabble of sailors is being led by a WOMAN. Yes, that's right a woman is leading a charge towards the fighting ship Solifury, formerly owned by Captain Aldun of this village, but who unfortunately is trying to drown his memories in tankards of beer. Earlier in the day a daredevil raid on the ship produced what the Captain Aldun was lacking. The ship's ownership papers have been retrieved by a brave, courageous pair of young men. We are proud to state that one of them belongs to our village. Both of them are very young of age, hence they should be and will be commended by the Council of Kel, in due course of time.

The rabble is mostly made up of Sailors, out of work, due to closing of the docks. The docks have been closed as is well known to many. The leviathan is still out there somewhere. We have decided to stop any traffic to and from Kel, until it is put away.

A strange rumor is circulating in the village, someone has been heard saying to the guards about curious happenings in the Alchemist's house. We believe that whatever the Alchemist is doing is good for the village and hence are not paying attention to idle rumors. Cut off human parts are stored there, how preposterous, if you believe the elf who has originated the rumors. We are going to take steps to stop the rumors. The said elf was last seen in company of a shady goblin, how's that for credibility, we ask you?

Lyssa, the healer is busy tending to the Lady Tannae, who was gravely wounded in the attack on her life. The new deputy to the sheriff has gone missing somewhere in the slums. We fear for the safety of the brave man. Goffin, his trusted lieutenant has reported that he has asked the legendary Idon Sturmheart to help the deputy in his tasks. Apparently, the great dwarf has returned to his abode. We hope, that he has accomplished what was expected of him, and we await the return of the deputy.

A heinous murder committed on the outskirts of the village has been brought to our notice. Investigations will have to take a backseat, as the sheriff is busy planning the defenses of the village.

Strange things have been reported in the maze surrounding the Kel keep, but no one knows what or why, soldiers have said, they can hear voices while going through the maze, it regular intervals, maybe once the Baron is back, it will be investigated.

The magical artifacts known as the Eighth Paladin Raiment, were seen in hands of some of the strangers in Kel, who have vanished from the face of the earth. We believe that, they were the ones who originally brought the curse to this village. May Dargotten take them to the ever-glowing fires.

More and more travelers have started to appear in Kel, now that the mist has lifted, albeit temporarily. We think, they will benefit themselves and Kel, from their stay here. Everything else is fine here. The farms are running well, the sentries are alert, and of course we are waiting for this curse, which has been lain upon our village, to go away permanently.

-Jedrel
Headman
Council of Kel
 

Tegn -

To the West of Tegn  was a large Forest known as the Miserwoods. This Forest was largely unexplored by Tegnites.  It was dangerous and many of those who went in to have a look around did not return.  Poisonous spiders of amazing size abounded.  A tribe of  golden Misharr  lived in the Forest.  These fierce and primitive Misharr, known as the Baphets, used the poison of the spiders to paralyze their victims before eating them.  Farther on in the Forest lived a group of Humans, known as the Treewalkers.  Long ago, an Elf taught these Humans how to grow the trees to form habitations.   The Children of Faeterna was very powerful in the Treewalker village.   But there was trouble in the Treewalker village since the head of the Children of Faeterna, the Keeper Mara, fell deathly ill following a visit to Tegn.  She journeyed there to use the Library and the wisdom of the Phrenians to find the legendary Fountain of Brewresha. The song that is sung there determines the shape of reality itself.

In Tegn, there have been many strange events. Recently a plague of spirits attacked the city and the gates of Tegn and of the Great Library were closed for a time.  Under the Library in the catacombs, Master Arbrite took a party to prevent the Lady Ruathra from using a dark spell to give her eternal life.  But when Master Arbrite’s party arrived, they found the Lady dead, a demon loose, and magic being worked from 300 years ago to stop the spirits from plaguing Tegn.  At the center of all this chaos was a man known as Henryk Black.  The Red Enclave and the Syrithians are fighting an enemy determined to destroy the peace and prosperity of Tegn.  In the conflict, two young women of Tegn were lost in the past, in a time when   users of magic were tortured and executed far more commonly than now.

The nobility of Tegn were always an interesting subject for the gossipmongers.  Recently, a grandson of the Lord Darshallon was seen in the company of a stranger to the city, a woman.  Sources suggest that the Lady Syrella flew into a rage when this was told to her.  Some said that Lady Syrella was  keeping company with Roderick Tegn-Adcock, who has been the favored of the Baron Tegn.  A young man was recently seen lugging the harp of the young Lady Irina Darshallon, the sister of Syrella.  His background was unknown.  He met Troilus Tegn-Adcock and the two enjoyed sparring with rapiers.

A few malcontents who called themselves the Brotherhood of the Broken Wing, have been ranting in the Taverns about the nobility and learned classes in Tegn interfering  with their freedom.  Undoubtedly, such groundless talk will die out as it is obviously the imagination of a few ale soaked individuals.

-GM Exotic signing out!

Tiangchou -
Adventure is a plenty in the Outer Rings of Tiangchou.  There are numerous inns that host Gladiator fights, which are becoming popular for visitors and locals alike. Merchants are cashing in on the foolish, and the traders that pass through don't seem to stay very long. Visitors best be on guard lest they part with more than they bargained with.

It seems the travelers on the outskirts of town should be cautious.  At night, whispers in the dark tell of a creature that flys. It only comes in the night, when the moon slips behind the clouds.  Noone has seen what it is;  rumors will be sure to start soon.

-Agm Tiara signing out!

Wilderness - No report

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