Maston: In Maston those might not even be the most important happenings. The race of invisible people have been making greater appearances as of late. Not only that but cats that think, have been leading humans by the tail! The shadow guilds plot against themselves, and a good thing to. If it wasn't for their distrust for each other the Emperor probably would be long dead. The church is in a hurry to begin a siege on the brotherhood of Mages, but seems to consider noises in the basement pretty high priority as well. The church seems to have their priorities mixed up, it seems to me. 

Kel: Well Kel has not become a battlefield yet, but as the most eventful day in Kel continues. There might not be much left! As Risc attack the water front, oiliphants destroy the square, and grassdogs attack their flanks. Not to mention they still have a contingent of goblins in their  midst,  although they have finally found a translator. Then again the way the sheriff likes to hire criminals, they may be double crossed yet. 

Tegn: Tegn where an unbelievable amount of bards seem to be gathering, seems as yet peaceful. Except for that witch, although no one has seen her home. I suspect it's made of gingerbread! Oh and maybe those bards are meant to spread the word of the Darkones.

Mirg
My homeland! The place where evil lives in the vary fauna and flora! The cult seems to be making an alliance with the cult of the Wyrm! maybe they already have, seeing how some plant fed misharr immigrants are doting the shores of Kel these days. The reverse is also true though, it seems human Roses are growing in Krull these days to. There seems to be an abnormal amount of Bull going around as well, good thing most of which isn't translated into goblin.

Garr
Ah Garr, it leaves a fondness in my heart, those little people seem to be in big trouble. For one the helg seem to out number the dwarven hunting contingents and the reaper-worgs seem to be almost unbeatable! Takes three beings to kill one Reaper worg! Oh these tiny people are in over there heads. Yet they still import creatures to fight gladiators for entertainment. People I'd say that are better suited to killing the over population of Helgs instead of entertaining. However  the unprecedented amount of Delfae seem to be doing their part in healing the underpopulated dwarfs. So hopefully it will all balance out!

Tahnn
Still not much to report in this dusty Kingdom. Although humans seem to heal and transport themselves instantaneously around the desert. Old dwarves who like the sun also seem to be roaming the desert. Strange occurrences?
I think so....

Lirynn
The elves pass there time in drink and love, as goblins mass at their borders. Preparing, the goblins are to wipe the elven race from there own forests. While the humans sign trade agreements, and slip an assassin  into their midst's. Hmmmm ... Yes, maybe the humans aren't such good friends of the elves after all!

Until the next issue, this is Snog signing off.
 

--To the North prophecy made flesh walks the lands, in the kingdom of the small folk.  He doth learn of his destiny and of the tools that may help him; that he be here doth be yet another sign of the troubles ahead.

--Along our borders, there is unrest.  The Elves and the Goblins fight incessantly, and something Dark stirs their hands.  May the Big Green guard us against the presence that muddies the waters.

--In the Straights, an ancient race stirs again.  There have been sightings in villages.  The invasion comes from the sea...guard ye well all boats and waterways, lest ye perish.  Beware of glowing slime; they be the agent of darkness.

--Darkness and unrest stir about the lands of Korresh; their leader be sick, and vultures wait for the feast.  A light shall destroy ye lest ye prepare; the lamp gives not brightness, but fear and shadow.

"What's the difference between a goblin and a Treeg dropping?"

The other elf says:

" I don't know what?" As he teee-hees behind a dainty hand.

" The goblin smells worse!" They both start tee-heeing.

-Snog 

First Issue
Second Issue

Also in this Issue of the Telgard Tribune.......

---

Page 2:
 - A Telgard Interview: Up close and personal with Ryone Strife

Page 3:
 - Courts, Courtiers, and Courtesans in Maston
 - Ore Shortage!!!

New LINK!
 - So, you want to be a moderator? The official link to the moderator application form.
 
 

Until Next Time......

This concludes the third issue  of the Telgard Tribune. Please submit your commentary for inclusion in the next issue to  MY EMAIL .