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Issue #10


May 29 , 2001
The Official Kingdoms of Telgard Newsletter
The Telgard Tribune is an open "Out of character " and "In character" commentary on the progress and happenings in the virtual world of Telgard. Article submissions will be accepted from both players and moderators. To submit an article for the Telgard Tribune, please send your text to CD Mac .

The Snog Report - The State of the Realms
- by Snog Gutterwump and the official S.I.R.A. reporters

Yep that time again! I think this month marks the birthday of Telgard, yep " The Game " is now a year old! Three cheers for KT! Hip, Hip, Hooray! Hip, Hip , Hooray! Hip, hip, Hooray!

Yep, one year and we've gone through some serious growth, and a lot of mods. Not to mention players, who at times seem to drop out, faster then I can type. Yet, we still have a ten fold increase in the number of players! To many a persons chagrin, the growth means no longer being able to keep up with all the events in one's own kingdom, let alone the rest of Telgard. Debates are currently raging on " Trying " to keep the community a close knit one. I'm sure we'll see some changes and announcements soon.


~ Garr ~

 ~Korresh ~

 ~Lirynn ~

 ~Mirg ~

 ~Tahnn ~
Oh, and another thing, there are big gaping holes in the report! Because, you the people reading this didn't sign up to write for your area! Thanks to those who did though, your contribution is greatly appreciated!

This is Snog signing off!


 
 

Gobs and Elves in the news!

Goblins getting political!
- AGM PBTHHHHT


Heh, just realized for the gobs we need form the GNP (Goblin National Party) for furthering goblin causes, The GNP also sponsors both the GAP (Goblin Army Patrol) for dividing the areas of the kingdom to be protected by various tribes and the GDP (Goblin Defense Patrols). 

Though they are often in dispute for funding with the GAAP (Goblin Aerial Attack Patrols), this particular group is very small, especially since they have not determined a way to fly yet, but it's only a matter of time.  If birds can do it... well, gobs are smarter and stronger than birds! 

Both are sponsoring the GED (Goblin Expeditionary
Division) along the border against the dreaded ELF (Elven Liberation Front), a splinter group of the EPA (Elven Protection Agency).  The GOP (Goblin Observation Patrol) groups are hard at work deep in elven lands trying to probe strengths and weaknesses of the elven nation with a high attrition rate of the members in this particular group.  The last group is the GPA (Goblin Protection Agency) charged with observation of goblin affairs outside the nation and to ensure the elven nation does not infringe on goblin interests.

Looking for a few good elves!
by KM Storm



Do to a recent occurence in Lirynn, having to do with a certain Tribe of  those nefarious goblins, we are currently looking for volunteers to join a  military contingent.  They will tail that tribe to the ends of Telgard, do  to the danger involved we are asking for volunteers only. Rewards will be  given for successfully bringing back the hostages the gobs have taken.

Ava vae Faeterna,
tekàl Nayetaphar

Elves Wanted!
- by Thesollwyn


Wanted! Willing elves currently in silverdawn to go Gob hunting. Apply to Oden or Thesollwyn in silverdawn at 
"Looking for an Elevator" First come, First serve. Three to five positions open. All treasure, etc. to be shared evenly.
Comon you true elves, you know you want a peice of those Gobs, now is you chance! Apply today!
 

More Elves Wanted! 
 by  AGM PBTHHHHT



Good set of ears a must. All Elves with a good set of ears come on down to the Wilderness of Mirg. Look for Grue.  Me and my brothers seek good models of pointy ears.  Great opportunity to join apparel industry.
 

Goblins Wanted! 
 by AGM PBTHHHHT



Apparel Industry looking for a few good Gobs! Come to the Wilderness of Mirg to prepare for a reception for the Elves. Opportunity awaits, flexible work schedule, work in bands or individually. No experience necessary. On-site training provided.  Ears will be given to personal kills, all other plunders will be fought over accordingly.

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Also in this Issue of the Telgard Tribune.......


Page 7: Quick, HIDE!! Pictures of some of the more famous Telgardian's......
and those not too helg-livered to send in their pictures for fear that their 
souls will be stolen. No, I'm not talking about YOU, Steve. *cough....cough*

Page 8: The Writers Corner - 
"An Ale Tale" 
"A Misharr's Guide to Humankind"
"Legend of Cailo"

Page 9: Some NON gob/elf news

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Until Next Time......

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