The Not-Snog Report
- by Jacco Namori and the J.A.R. reporters

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Welcome to the new and kind of Improved Not-Snog report! This is Jacco Namori, stepping in for the now retired Snog. Im just getting the hang of this... but in the future you can expect some big improvements, and maybe even a few official reporters if I can talk someone into it ^^ Here's hoping that only good things wait in the future for Telgard, and the Not-Snog reports.

You may be asking a few things like "What the flying fruitcake happened to the snog reports?" "What's with the new name?" "What's with J.A.R. for that matter?" "Boxers or briefs?" or even "Who is this Jacco fellow?"

I know, I know, I got a little silly with the questions. EVERYONE knows who I am. But lets answer the rest of them for you before I start rambling about how great I am.

The Snog Reports, regrettably, have left with their creator... Snog. I don't know his exact reasons, but I do know he will be missed.

The name, to be honest, might be just a temporary thing. Im considering flat out keeping this The Snog Reports... or changing it to something else that happens to be witty and funny. Drop me an e-mail with any suggestions.

J.A.R. Stands for The Jacco Assembled Reporters! And Im keeping that part dang it! Among other things it soothes my vanity and reminds me of Jam just like me mum used to make out of berries and crushed frogs... Mhmmm, Delicious Jam.

Im a Goblin, I don't wear em!

That's all on the new management of the reports for now! If you are interested in becoming a J.A.R. reporter, or just if you want a nifty little Jewel next to your name, send a report to me, Jacco Namori, when the time comes to start work on the next Tribune. 

INTERNATIONAL NEWS:
Strange things are brewing in Lirynn... All non-elves are being strongly "Encouraged" to leave the kingdom by a new leader who claims that the Telar is unable to perform his old duties due to "Stress". The one thing I know for certain is that not all is as it seems. 

Now on to other news.....
(click on the Kingdom icons below for regional news)

~ Garr ~

~Korresh ~

~Lirynn ~

~Mirg ~

~Tahnn ~

There you go friends... Unrest, disorder, and chaos everywhere. Don't you love it? It's in times like this when a merchant like me truly thrives. I was worried about writing this, and handling the tribune, but I'm going to stick to what I know. And what I know is profit. 

In these times... with political movements, whispers of uprising, and odd forces on the move... Invest in taverns, weapons, and gambling establishments. The three things that never fail to sell when everything goes to hell are booze, protection, and one last hope for a better future... no matter how desperate. 

Until next time my readers,
-Jacco Namori, the one and only.